Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Michael Jackson's tomb will be opened by team of Egyptologists tomorrow - Bahrain City, Bahrain, February 10 2193

Michael Jackson's burial site will be opened by a team of established Egyptologists per request of the Jackson family. The maximum time restriction that can be put in a will for opening a person's grave in Bahrain, 150 years, expires today for Jackson's tomb. The family hopes to find valuables that will turn them into billionaires. Michael Jackson was buried in the Jackson Pyramid outside of Bahrain City that the rock star had planned to be bigger than the great pyramid of Giza. In the ten year period of construction before Jackson's death it only reached half of the size of the Great Pyramid due to problems with financing. Michael Jackson was mummified and buried in the pyramid's tomb in 2043 at age 85. Fans of the still immensely popular musician are hoping that Egyptologists will discover what the cause was of his changing and deteriorating nose, which has surpassed Cleopatra's (the ancient Ptolemean queen) as the most talked about nose in history. According to Baey Thimo, the famous muso-historian, Jackson suffered from a rare nose disease that has been widely accepted as the reason for his reclusive behavior after his last and most successful musical period in the early 2010's. After 2015 there have been no published pictures of him.

80 comments:

Anonymous said...

this this some kind of hoax? there's no truth in this articles.

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Anonymous said...

is stupid dont make fun of him he was a miss understood person i alwasy believe that the children who said that michael jackson molested them have his death in their hands they said those lies just to take money for him thats why he is dead he was a lonely person who didnt have anyone who suppot him and help him with all, a reaaly hate the news that once tear him appart believing everithing and now are praising him they are hipocrite I LOVE YOU MJ YOU ALWAYS WILL ALIVE IN OUR HEARTS FOR ME LIKE YOUR SONG SAID YOU NEVER CAN SAY GOODBYE YOU WILL ME MY SWEET SINGER A ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU AS THE BEST SINGER,THE BEST HUMAN, THE BEST FATHER,LOVE YOU FOREVER C...

Anonymous said...

I JUST WANNA SAY WE LOVE MJ SO MUCH HERE IN THAILAND AND IN PHILIPPINES...YOU ARE THE BEST AND THERE WILL NEVER BE MICHAEL JACKSON IN THIS UNIVERSE......JUST YOU...YOU MAYBE GONE BUT YOU WILL BE IN OUR MEMORIES AND IN HEART...RIP MJ.

Anonymous said...

I JUST WANNA SAY WE LOVE MJ SO MUCH HERE IN THAILAND AND IN PHILIPPINES...YOU ARE THE BEST AND THERE WILL NEVER BE MICHAEL JACKSON IN THIS UNIVERSE......JUST YOU...YOU MAYBE GONE BUT YOU WILL BE IN OUR MEMORIES AND IN HEART...RIP MJ.

Argentinian Fans said...

Another day has gone
We're still all alone
How could this be
You're not here with us
You never said goodbye
Someone tell us why
Did you have to go?
And leave our world so cold

Everyday we sit and ask ourselves
How did love slip away
Something whispers in our ears and says
That you are not alone
For we're here with you
Though you're far away
We're here to stay

But you are not alone
For we're here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in our hearts
But you are not alone!

Just the other night
I thought I heard you cry
Asking us to come
And hold you in our arms
We can hear your prayers
Your burdens we will bear
But first we need your hand
Then forever can begin

Whisper three words and we'll come runnin'
And Michael you know that we'll be there
We'll be there

Your Fans from Argentina.

MIRNA said...

ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT THIS...IS THAT WE CAN'T STILL BELIEVE MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD, A CHILD THAT NEVER GROWED OLD...WE MISS YOU MICHAEL

Anonymous said...

DEAR MICHAEL, STIL CNT BELIEVE U R GONE,BT WE TAKE SOLACE IN D FACT DT U R RESTING WIT D LORD AWAY FRM D CRITICS OF DIS WORLD WHO NEVA UNDASTD U...I WEEP EACHTME I HEAR 'U R NT ALONE'.SLP WEL MICHAEL N I HOPE THEY LET U DANCE WHER U ARE. UR FANS IN NIGERIA

Anonymous said...

what kind of stupid joke is this, how can u make fun of him this way.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaahahaha

love this. histerical!

Anonymous said...

Not Funny dumb fuck! Nothing about this is funny for the people who care for him. He was kind and gentle and very much misunderstood.He missed his childhood, and because of it was really a child at heart even at 50! Nothing about this is funny! It's a disgrace to the legacy of Michael! WE LOVE YOU FOREVER MICHAEL!!!

Anonymous said...

MICHEAL ... WE LOVE YOU...
WE ARE SORRY THAT WE HUMILIATED YOU SO MUCH...
I HOPE NOW ATLEAST PEOPLE RELIASE AND LET YOU REST IN PEACE...
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE ALIVE IN OUR HEARTS...

Anonymous said...

whoever created this site was obviously raped by his dad or something. poor guy is just lashing out and looking for some attention. get help dude. email a shrink instead of spending your time making stupid sites..

triciac said...

This is sick - you should be ashamed of yourself for mocking. Michael I love you. You were and always will be such an inspiration & an amazing person both in life & through your music.
There are so many people grieving than mocking. I hope you knew this.
Love always as you will be in our hearts.

R.I.P
Tricia xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

This post is about a year old. Why do people jump before they look?

Anonymous said...

R.I.P mj u will live on and the dick head that posted this joke is a lowlife who is jealous that he didnt succeed like MJ

Anonymous said...

The above comments prove that in America a psycho child molester can become sacred. Surely he was not much more bizarre than the gods which the Egyptians worshipped. At least Jacko had the head of human, sort of.

Anonymous said...

what is this? seriously who has the time to make up random stupid stories=S get a life.

Anonymous said...

Relax people, This was posted in January 1, 2008. Long before the real death of Michael Jackson. If you read the post it states he died 2043 at the age of 85. Its meant to be a post from the future and not real.

This looks like this post has been up for 18 month's before the 1st comment was posted. Now all of a sudden people are mad? WOW maybe you should get a life.

Anonymous said...

I agree, this was written some time ago However, having watched his memorual service yesterday, I learned even more about what a great humanitarian Michael was.

I hope whoever wrote this and takes time to post stuff like this on the Internet can learn something from Michael.

This is raping his memory.

Tricia said...

I say close the website down. Come on it's not funny & even if it was a joke last year (to you anyway) I think the most respectful thing you could do is close the page down. Think of all the good mj has done - he does not deserve to be mocked!!!

Anonymous said...

did you know that before michael jackson's burial 2 members of the family who own this site will die! and they will be buried in iraq besides saddam hussein and they will be opened by team of iraqtologist after 10 days as request by the owner of this blog just to be sure if the burried member of their family are really dead!!!! are they stupid? NO! NO Brains at all! THIS IS NOT A HOAX IT WILL REALLY HAPPEN!

Anonymous said...

I say somebody call in the hackers and blow this website down! Denial of Service for you.

I appreciate Freedom of Speech...but if you don't have anything nice to say..shut up!

Imagine insulting someone who is mourning!

amelie said...

kind of ironic today, when he is actually no longer among us... nobody thought he would not live beyond his 50... we'll certainly miss him.

ME said...

GONE TOO SOON...

Anonymous said...

mj is a real person cus he hav been converted to islam.....he will live in heaven diectly....

all mighty allahs blesses for him always...

from..TMSJ..

Anonymous said...

Michael Jackson was alot of things but I really doubt lonely was on the list of them. He had 3 kids that alone prevents loneliness.

I don't know whether or not he did the things he was accused of. He was aquitted though so that says that in the eyes of the jury he didn't do it. The fact is though MJ was human, not the demi-god that his status has been escalated to since his untimely death. And he died because he was overmedicating. The saddest part in all of this is that his kids lost their dad behind that. We recently saw this with the death of the brilliant young actor Heath Ledger. We saw it with the King, Elvis. And now we see it with Michael Jackson. And it is a tragedy.

As for MJ, I can't say I was a big fan of his, I have heard his music but never really got into it, even back when he was at the pinnacle of his popularity. But I do think that much of what he did was in the best interest of protecting his kids, including leaving them in the custody of a family who will no doubt love and care for them as they should be cared for.

Anonymous said...

pathetic artical.....get lost looser!!!!

Anonymous said...

To all the stupid people who have commented after the guy died - this site was obviously written prior to his death (look at the dates in the article and the age of death). It was not written in bad taste after his death.

So get a life and a sense of humour

Emilly said...

I know you.You are Pumba, the wathog. All your school grades were F F F F F F.Youll never get a wonderful memorial like Jacko, youll probably drown in the pacific Ocean and get swallowed by a shark. Go back to school, take a book and read.

Anonymous said...

Kinda scary that he actually did die just a year or so after this post...weird.

Anonymous said...

MJ himself is an industry where he was able to churn up billions by just his albums and performances.

I feel sad for him with the mysteries surrounding his sudden death.

For his extraordany gifts, he should have been allowed to live a normal life and could have contributed much more to the world..

Still feeling sad for him..

Fan

Anonymous said...

What a stupid thing to say....

Michael, thank you for making me change!! I love you soooo much, but you know that! You never leave my mind..

YOUR FANS FROM MEXICO LOVE YOU!.. only you are universal. The world loves you and missed you!

Anonymous said...

how would anyone think this is funny? Michael Jackson is missed and loved. He changed this world and the way i think about everything. I love you Michael and always will!

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Anonymous said...

Commenters... Take the site down? Author should be ashamed of themselves? Get a life yourself. It was written prior to MJs death and last I checked we have freedom of speech/press. Sorry you don't like it, but deal.

BTW, did you forget MJ payed out huge amounts of $$$ in settlement for the child touching business? Seems unlikely to pay out millions unless there was some wrongdoing there. Don't glamorize him any more than he deserves... I liked "Thriller" too, but seriously.

paradise said...

RAMSES: "MICHAEL JACKSON IS AN INNOCENT GOOD HEART THAT HAS BEEN ABUSED ALL OF HIS LIFE....PRAY FOR MY SOUL BEST FRIEND"

triciac said...

Michael was not a child mollester! Yes he paid $10million to a family who claimed it because he was fed up of the bad press & just wanted it to go away. Come on if you think about it really if you though your child had been mollested would you accept their money as a solution? I would want him sent behind bars-no matter how much I was offered it would not be enough! They obviously just wanted money out of him & used his sweet, naive & loving nature towards children as a horrible twisted tale to get rich quick. Shame on them & shame on you for all of this. Ok you may have written this website ages before michaels death but coming out and saying people should stop being so stupid is ridiculous - people are grieving. Also adding comments like the child touching incedent is un called for, none of us know all the facts but if you look at it properly as the JUDGE did you will see there was nothing wrong with him. People r cruel. We love you michael!x

LaughingCalifornian said...

I just wanted to thank all, or most, of the posters before me for providing what was easily the best laugh of the day.

Not only is ignorance bliss, but it's fodder for the rest of us.

Keep up the good work, ignoramuses.

PS - As much as I laughed, I wept for the future of our lovely planet; if the spelling & grammatical errors contained in the above posts are any indication of the level of intelligence of our future world leaders, we're all fucked.

poty said...

who is ramses?

kizzzt said...

what a question!!!!
ppharaon ramses...............but girls whose name is rama are nicknamed ramses in west africa.
there is something mysterious
who is hiding who?
we love michael jackson. RIP. king of pop for ever

poty said...

i met fred,an irish music composer 3 weeks ago in st.tropez/france.
he told me that he was recording with the most talented artist one could imagine. when i asked him the name of that artist,he said "ramses".
fred said that ramses looks like diana ross at 30 years old but a little more beautiful than diana ross.
and fred said that ramses is singing and dancing as crasy as michael jackson and james brown.
he said that michael jackson is number one and ramses number two.
then fred told me that ramses album will be dedicated to her idol the king of pop.
so i want to know if it is this same ramses you are talking about michael jackson hiding?

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Lora said...

You don't think this is highly inappropriate now? You should consider grief no matter what your personal feelings are. The whole world is in pain for his death. I know it's funny and it was posted long time ago but it's not the right time for this joke still hanging there.

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Osituga Foluso said...

I will Never stop loving Micheal...No one will ever emerge a great misician as him...Sleep beautifully.

Osituga Foluso said...

I will Never stop loving Micheal...No one will ever emerge a great misician as him...Sleep beautifully.

Anonymous said...

Whether this article was written a year ago or months ago,it's an insult to one of the greatest human being that changed the face of entertainment,such bullshit deserves only one place,and thats the bin,so whoever has written this proves that his level of stupidity is far more compared to any other,take off this bullshit off the web!!
MJ v miss u!

Anonymous said...

Tira essa merda de texto em respeito ao nosso saudoso MJ!!!!

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