Bad Choice of Song Main Reason for Hillary's Demise - Washington DC, May 12 2008

Hillary Clinton's downfall and loss of the Democratic nomination is uniquely blamed by experts on her bad choice of campaign song. The 1984 song When the Lady Smiles by the Dutch rock band Golden Earring sounds catchy and added a nice touch to Clinton's growing popularity and ever growing lead in the election primaries. But after the revelation came that the video clip that came with the song was banned in the US after its release, because it featured the attempted rape of a nun, her campaign started spiraling down. Never was a primary campaign lost as a results of such a "trivial" blunder. Campaign managers have taken the blame for not thoroughly checking all their materials.
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President Clinton declares she only became president to get back at her husband – Washington DC, April 20 2010

President Hillary Clinton pleaded guilty today in her long awaited grand jury appearance to allegations that she has seduced a young white house attaché and had sex with him to get back at her husband. More shockingly she even revealed she only became president to get even with her husband. She said she was ready to step down after this grand jury hearing. The jury was in awe and asked if the president thought the highest job in the country was something to settle personal feuds with. The president refused to answer the question stating it had nothing to do with the investigation about, which was allowed. People around the country and worldwide are shocked by the candid confessions. President Clinton also declared getting truly even at her husband would really only work while holding the nation's top job. The country is in disarray and even the GOP hasn't reacted officially and is apparently confused how to respond to this opportunity. Reporters around the country are trying to find the whereabouts of ex-president Bill Clinton, which is unknown at this moment.