Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Teenager Gets Fried in Electro-suit – Tokyo, Japan, January 10 2015

TechnoTraveller, the Tokyo company that was making furor on the stock markets for the last months has recalled all of its 12 million Electro-suits after a teenager was found dead in a Tokyo park. The unfortunate youngster’s solar electro-suit, while powering his laptop, cell phone, iZune and Thermo-sweater malfunctioned and directed all the sun-powered energy to the Thermo-sweater. Built-in feedback systems that should have prevented such an event did not work appropriately and the Thermo-sweater function will from now on be disabled in the product, a TechnoTraveller spokesperson declared in a company press bulletin. The company’s hot selling item was the driving force behind TechnoTraveller’s dethroning of Google as Wall Street’s darling finding a need for cheap power on the road to fuel all electronic portable devices and warming people in cold climates by using high-efficient solar fuel cells weaved into a suit. TechnoTraveller stocks plummeted by more than 55%. The press bulletin further stated that although the recall will decrease profits and losing the Thermo-sweater feature will impact sales, there is no need for panic by shareholders and the future of solar clothing is still looking bright. The Tokyo coroner performing the autopsy is still trying to establish whether the cause of death was sixth-degree burns or electrocution.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Hristo.

May I assume that the male termo suits were identical with the female suits. as you are talkin about HIS Laptop?

BranShea

Anonymous said...

There is nothing wrong with a bathing suit for males , as used in the " Bell Époque". I suppose on the less nudity , the more sun panels could be stored.

LemonCakes

Marisa said...

did you mean to spell Tokyo with a "y" or is it artistic expression? (ps you can change it on futureblogger via My Profile if it's a mistake)

Ian Hristo said...

This is just an example of a 2008 early prototype solar suit, the ones in 2015 will look very different, unfortunately this future post did not come with a picture so I had to settle for this one.

Ian Hristo said...

I am assuming the journalist that wrote this future post might have come from the Netherlands, since this is the way they spell Tokyo. Well spotted, Marisa!

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Hello. And Bye.

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It is very sad to know that a teenager was found dead in a park in Japan. It also scares me a a little. Teenagers must be really careful when they go out

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PharmaPlanet said...

This is just an example of a 2008 early prototype solar suit, the ones in 2015 will look very different, unfortunately this future post did not come with a picture so I had to settle for this one.

TechPlanet said...

I think its his laptop that he's talking about, yes..

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